These are five things I did this weekend rather than today.  This will give you a fascinating insight into my leisure time.

1. Went to Paignton for my friend’s birthday weekend.  The journey was hideous, but the destination and event …

I missed a couple of days.  So sue me.  I had a fun gig in Liverpool last night where some new jokes worked.

Back to today.

1.  Bought a birthday present.  This was more complicated than it sounds, but therefore more …

1. Went to bed (at 2am) I live a rock and roll lifestyle.  That was Saturday Night/Sunday Morning.

2. Got up (at 9.30am) and wished I’d gone to bed earlier as I had to drive from Manchester to London.

3. …

1. Unblocked the washer / dryer after a disastrous drying attempt by the so-called ‘washer / dryer’ that left my clothes wetter than they were when they’d just been washed.  This was an unpleasant, but satisfying task.  Like murdering someone who really deserved it*.…

1. Spoke to a man on the phone about broadband who asked me the same questions and told me the same stuff over and over and over again until I almost lost the will to live.  The broadband provider was Talk Talk.  …

Hello.  I decided to do this today to help force me to update my site regularly.

So today…

1. Got up before 8am due to an unusually early dental appointment my girlfriend had to attend.  Also I had to get …

Have I got one of those faces?  I don’t know what one of those faces look like, but I must have one, because I’ve been asked for directions four times this weekend.  First request was for the Pitcher & Piano on Deansgate Locks …

Hello.  Like a lot of people with a website with a blog, I just don’t do it enough for it to feel like a blog given the occassional entries.  But I shall attempt to be more regular.  I don’t know …

Hello everyone.

This is just a little blog to round things off post Edinburgh.  I know that was weeks ago now, but I’m only just surfacing from recovery, although I haven’t gone underground – I’ve been into the office, emailed …

The answer to that, according to Bob, is yes. Bob is one of my all time favourite audience members having come because one of my lovely flyerers thrust one of my lovely flyers into his hand just when he had …