1. Unblocked the washer / dryer after a disastrous drying attempt by the so-called ‘washer / dryer’ that left my clothes wetter than they were when they’d just been washed.  This was an unpleasant, but satisfying task.  Like murdering someone who really deserved it*.

2. Listened to The Bugle podcast, which I like a lot.  Couldn’t listen as intently as I’d like, but them’s the breaks.

3. Attempted to edit a showreel to make me look great.  This took a long time.  In fact I haven’t finished.

4. Caught a knife as it fell from the drying rack.  Luckily it was a cheese knife and only gave my right thumb a slight nick.  I’ve written a joke about not trying to catch falling knives after a slicier incident with a larger, sharper blade, so I should’ve known better.  Thankfully it was clean, so hopefully I’ve avoided any cheese infections.

5. Wrote some things, including going through a notebook to find some jokes I’d written ages ago that had never seen the light of day.  Now they’ll see the light of day next week and I’ll find out whether or not they should have been allowed out of the cellar.

*I don’t think I’ve ever murdered anyone although I have murdered many of my own songs.