1. Managed to get to sleep some time in the early hours after a hectic (but not boozy) night out watching shows by the excellent Isy Suttie and Alessi’s Ark. 

2. Got chatted up by a man on the 343 bus.  His impressive opening gambit as I sat on the upper deck was ‘is this the 343′ when the screen approx 1m away from his face said it was the 343.  He was very sweet though and I did chat to him until people flooded onto the top deck at Elephant and Castle shopping centre.  Which was a relief.  Nice to know you’ve still got it.  Oh yes. 

3. I wrote a groundbreaking, innovative and genre-busting television show format that will definitely be a massive hit and worldwide seller in my head.

4. Got an effects pedal I ordered, which means I can now… rock the f*ck out.   Which I definitely will do.

5. Watched a bit of The Chelsea Flower Show on BBC Two just now.  It brought back happy memories of working on Channel 4′s edgier coverage of the show when they got the rights some years ago.  I don’t know anything about horticulture, however.  I brought a load of plants back at the end.   They all died.