Hello and welcome to my website. I am a musical comedian among other things. Have a look around, there’s loads of videos n stuff here. Enjoy yourself. If you don’t then email me with a formal complaint. I have procedures to deal with these things…
Match.com Girl On The Platform Spoof
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Singing of love, loss and sausage dogs on XFM Manchester
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Kidnapping George Osborne – The Edinburgh 2011 Trailer
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1. The fact that packaging seems to be ganging up on me at the moment.
2. It really is.
3. The coffee tin cut my finger.
4. A carboard box grazed my arm.
5. And a staple ripped through my palm. A staple from the packaging from a photographic accessory item.
I am battered and bruised by things you have to open to get to the things you want to have. There’s probably a claim. but I’m just not that kind of person.
Matt, sounds like you’ve angered the packaging gods. I have opened a packet of tea, a banana and an envelope today, all without injury. Appease these wrathful gods of wrapping… offer up a virgin tin of spam.