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Hello and welcome to my website. I am a musical comedian among other things. Have a look around, there’s loads of videos n stuff here. Enjoy yourself. If you don’t then email me with a formal complaint. I have procedures to deal with these things…

[...] Rock that I can’t get out of. In that sense, I’m very much in it up to the neck and not even Peter Mandelson can get me out of this one. I’m on my own. But if it does all go tits up I’ll ring my mum. She [...]
Chuckled heartily at today’s songcast along with the other half once I’d tied him to the computer chair so he was forced to watch.
[...] Even that would not have been as bad as Georgie ‘Bigmouth’ Osborne. He’s even managed to make Mandelson look cool, while he’s the naughty schoolboy hauled off for punishment. And what’s worse is [...]