I ravaged the Co-Op reduced items for tea yesterday. Tomatoes, two varieties – piccolo cherry on the vine (85p down from £1.65) and amoroso also on the vine (£1 down from £2 – a full 50% saving), blueberries (also £1 …

Anton Du Beke, in spite of his alluring Euro-heritage, but as his hilariously self-made up name suggests, is a classic English berk. The kind of boorish, wit-vacuum you get stuck with at a work …

I googled ‘I’ve not blogged for a while’ (UK search only) and discovered the following things from the first page of search results…

1) That Chris Whitworth, a software developer from Cambridge, UK (born 1979), runs his site entirely …

I am definitely going to be a new man. Absolutely. No question.

I’ve been to the gym. Joined it. Signed up in my own blood. Mainly because I accidentally cut myself on the bread knife while slicing a bagel in …

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Hello all. Ahead of my shows in Manchester on Monday and Hull yesterday I appeared on the radio chatting and singing. Here are the interviews for your listening pleasure.

With Matt White on BBC Manchester. I wrote a song …

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A five star and a one star review in one day.  I have swerved from being a witless loser to comedy genius in less than 12 hours.  That’s Edinburgh.  The truth is somewhere in between.  No, the truth is definitely in …

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